the gull and the druid

He hands you a cloudy glass, still warm.

You take in the nose of the drink: it smells as moss tastes.

Investigate the Drink.

Take a swig of the milk, savor the taste.

Be Assertive.

Ask the druid if he has ice.

Take the Initiative.

Throw the milk in the druid's face and steal the gull.

Get Moving.

Perform the dance of a thousand thank yous as you choke down the full glassful at once.